Denise's Super Life - Baybotch'd

        Denise’s Super Life presents

                BayBotch’d


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Emory Aguilar as Denise and Katie

Anjelina Vasquez as Claire and Delilah

Tim Gauker as Hunk Duncan and Killer Octopus


Coming Soon!


-It’s Summer vacation and Denise and friends are spending a day at Parker Beach (a fictional location in what you guys know as Galveston)... Denise is dressed as a Lifeguard and it seems that Katie has been nabbed by Killer Octopus, Denise takes it upon herself to suck up the water from the beach (using a straw she stole from Lego Tim) and shoots it back into the Octopus, causing him to swell up and explode-


Katie (Falling): Aaaaaaaah!


-But Denise catches Katie and the people at the beach celebrate-


Denise (doesn’t really want to take the credit, drops Katie) - Please, Please, I’m only here to help.


-But the citizens of Tagmarin give Denise a medal and start carrying her in a group, they are celebrating a hero that is Denise-


Denise: Well, being a lifeguard is pretty awarding don’tcha think

-Denise winks at the camera and fake out credits appear, set to the Baywatch theme… but that’s not what happened-


*SPLASH*

  Denise (all riled up): Waa! *starts breathing heavily in surprise*

-Claire starts laughing-

  Denise: Claire! what are you doing?

Claire: You’re dreaming about being a lifeguard again aren’t you? What did I tell you about chasing unrealistic dreams?

  Denise: I have the power to stretch, how’s that any more realistic that scoring a date with *says this next line in a lovey dovey voice* Hunk’n Duncan Swazirunkan

Claire: Denise, why would anyone want your stringy body, the dude obviously loves muscles… besides, dude thinks you can’t swim

   Denise: You know what, I can prove to Hunk Duncan I can be a lifeguard! Just watch me! *Hmph*

-Denise leaves in a fit, leaving Claire standing there and Delilah trying to inflate an airbed for her relaxation-

      Delilah (out of breath): Is Denise chasing..*huff, huff*.. unrealistic expectations again… (starts panting)
Claire: Sadly, yes.


-Denise approaches the Lifeguard’s stand and stretches her arm to tap Hunk Duncan on the shoulder-

Hunk Duncan (sounds like Schwarzenegger): What do you want Beach Ball?

   Denise: (yelling for him) HUNK DUNCAN! I WANT TO BECOME A LIFEGUARD!

Hunk Duncan: Can you swim? I had to save your fat butt several times

   Denise: *scoffs* Yeah I can swim, I was just faking it, I can prove it to you!

Hunk Duncan: Don’t, I knew you were faking it… come with me if you want to live…

   Denise: Huh?

Hunk Duncan: THE LIFEGUARD LIFE!

   Denise (Ecstatic): OH YEAH!


Claire (In Disbelief): Wat?!

    Delilah (still blowing into the air bed): This will be interesting...


-Meanwhile…-

Hunk Duncan: Okay Chicken Noodle, every lifeguard has to take part in the “Initiation”... the Initiation in question is a short game of…(strikes a pose) VOLLEYBALL!

   Denise: Okay, where’s the ball?


*Duncan grabs Denise and contorts her body into a ball shape, all her appendages tied together*


Hunk Duncan: Easy… You’re the ball!


Denise: Wha?!


*Hunk Duncan and some other lifeguards purposely hit Denise as hard as they can playing this, overall, the game was chaotic but Hunk Duncan won the game, causing the other lifeguards to storm off*


Duncan: No one likes a sore loser

*Meanwhile, Denise rolls along and undoes her ball form, feeling pain all over, she proceeds to walk over to the airbed that Delilah’s almost finished with*


Denise: Oww, I need to rest my body a little

*Denise plops onto the airbed, pushing all the air into Delilah’s body, causing her to inflate. She then starts deflating in a humorous fashion*

Denise: Whuuh?! Oh no!

*Delilah walks out of the water and Denise blows up the air bed for Delilah*

Delilah: What happened out there Denny?!

Denise: Mom! It was horrible, they morphed me into a ball and tossed me around, I feel pain all over my body… it stings!

Katie (walks up to Denise, holding a bag of sorts): Well, what were you expecting when you became a lifeguard?

Denise: Agh, whatever… Let’s just hope the next day is better than this one


-The Next Day…-


Duncan: Alright squishy, you ready to guard lives?

Denise (confident): You know it! *turns her hand into a fishing pole*

Duncan: Hold on there airhead, you’re on the right track, but you gotta get out there and save him from Davy Jones’ locker… you ready?

*Denise transforms into an inflatable raft and Duncan jumps on, they move towards “The Drowning Victim” but it’s only a rock and some sticks made to look like a human*


Duncan: Kids these days… safety is a priority, not some sick joke


-Suddenly, Giant Octopus rises from the water with the rock on his head, makes a menacing growling sound-


Duncan: Back again for more huh? Bring it on

-Octopus growls and Duncan punches it in the face, the two duke it out as Denise tries to float away from the mayhem, Duncan jumps back into the DennyBoat-


Octopus: -makes a roar-

-Octopus then pokes a hole into DennyBoat, causing her to start flying sporadically, Hunk Duncan falls off and Denise just flies back to the beach-

Duncan: I knew Bubble Butt didn’t have what it takes…

-But Duncan was taken by the Octopus, cut to black-


-A few hours later, Denise still lies face down in the sand-

Katie: Denise… what are you doing?

Denise (muffled): I couldn’t save him… What do I do?

Katie: You were a raft, you couldn’t do anything, but now you’re you!

Denise (lifts her face from the sand): Well, what can I do?! I don’t know where to find the octopus, how do you expect me to find him?

Claire (offscreen): Allow me to help!

-Camera pans to Claire, who now dons lifeguard attire-

Claire: You never had any actual lifeguard training, Hunk Duncan just wanted to make fun of you, me on the other hand can help you find where he was taken!

Denise: Wait! I thought you didn’t want to be a lifeguard

Claire (lovestruck): Oh, I think I changed my mind (thinking of Reggie)

Denise: OK...


-In the Life Guard’s lounge, Denise, Katie and Claire try to figure out where Hunk Duncan is-

Claire: So, Hunk Duncan was taken by the Octopus, the Octopus dwells in some kind of cave under the ocean, logical choice really.

Katie (Confident): Okay! Let’s suit up!

Claire: Whoa whoa whoa surfboard! Where do you think you’re going? There’s only two suits and air tanks… why don’tcha stay here and take care of Delilah… Okay?

Katie (annoyed): Fine… *groans*


-So Claire and Denise grab diving gear such as wetsuits, air tanks and special goggles and take to the seas.-

Katie (disappointed): There they go again… I wish I was useful for something…


-Claire and Denise are venturing the deep blue as they meet all the diverse wildlife that I can manage to draw, Denise tries to mimic a pufferfish by inflating herself, then decides to put the air back into the tank after Claire tells her to “Quit screwing around”. They seemed to have found the Octopus’ cave and enter… cut to Hunk Duncan being force fed sardines-


Hunk Duncan: Please, I don’t know why you want to *spoon gets shoved into his face* Uuugh! This is disgusting


Denise: Wow, this isn’t the most awkward thing I walked into

-Octopus notices Denise and starts to attack, Denise quickly evades as the monster keeps grabbing for her...-

Denise: You can’t catch this rubber girl! *smacks her butt to taunt the Octopus*

-...until eventually he catches her.-

Denise: Oops!

-Denise is being shaken around like a rattle of sorts and Duncan is still being spoonfed sardines, Claire is furious-


Claire: Hey! No one messes with my cousin but me!

*begins to increase in size and muscle mass as she becomes… some sort of Hulk-like creature*

Claire (Voice artificially deepened): Why don’t you pick on someone your own size!

-Octopus makes an annoyed grunt and throws Denise onto a spike in the ceiling-

Denise (amazed): Whoa! What is that?!


-Claire and the Octopus begin beating the crap out of each other, Claire pulls some punches while Octopus tries to keep Claire still by wrapping his tentacles around her… GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER KIDS!-

Denise: Hunk Duncan, are you okay?

-melts down to meet Duncan-

Duncan: Thanks for trying to save me, but I was just foolin’ with ya, I never actually thought you would save lives and tried to push you over… but you came for me.

Denise: Yeah, Yeah, cut the chit chat and let's beat this thing before the place crumbles…


-As Claire and Octopus continue fighting, Denise tries to figure out what to do to help… she then finds one of the air tanks and grabs it, prepares herself for a high jump and…-


Denise (Cocky) : HEY YOU SLIMY CEPHALOPOD! Didn’t anyone tell you you had an explosive personality!

-...shoves the tank into the creature’s mouth, causing him to swell up like a balloon and violently burst, Denise was flung into a wall from the explosion and slides off…-


Claire (Calms down and shrinks, voice back to normal): Denise… thank you, you saved the lifeguard and beat the monster!

Denise (Overly excited): Claire! Why didn’t you tell me you could become a giant frickin’ monster! That’s pretty sweet! Tell me how you did it!?

Claire (at a loss): Uuuuuuuuh…


-A few moments later-

Hunk Duncan: Congratulations Denise, thanks to your efforts, along with the help of Ms. Williams, you two are “Beach Heroes”... you are officially lifeguards.


Claire: Thanks for the offer, but we prefer being regular heroes in our precious town…

Denise: What?! Why not?!

Claire: But we’ll stop here every summer and just hang out… right Denise?

Denise: Being a lifeguard is pretty cool, why are you turning…

-but before Denise could finish, she was morphed into a ball again and the lifeguards at Tagmarin beach played another round of volleyball-

Denise: Why do I even try?


-Cut to Katie, who’s trying to blow up a rather large beach ball while Delilah’s resting on her bed… she wants to join in on the fun-

Katie: This looks like fun, I’ll see you later Ms. Delilah

-and Delilah melts for some reason… it’s pretty hot out-

Delilah: Oh, not again…


-The episode ends with Katie running towards the volleyball game as Delilah keeps her melted body in a bucket… The end…-